doop di doop

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

elemeno-pee:

theresstillbeauty:

just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally

yup, and if you stop someone from drink driving, your a bloody legend.

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shurlockhulmes:

alexandraerin:

GOD DAMN IT

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triptee:

long-mao:

Everyone should know this.

EVERYONE.

i don’t drink tea (except ice tea :P) but for all u cool people who do, here :)

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clxrity:

modddy:

transparent pokeball

idk who wouldn’t want that on their blog

this is amazing

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thatpersonyoufollow:

premiium:

lahzy:

misjudging:

fallenpixel:

Pink Lake, Western Australia

oh cool

ya its only a pink lake.. no biggy

we have pink lakes. what do u have?

the closest lake to my house is brown =.=’

hey, the rainbow ends there…. gold?

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crystalexis:

call-of-cthulhu:

Ouroboros: a serpent biting its own tail. A mythological and alchemic symbol of the cyclic nature of the universe: creation out of destruction, life out of death. The ouroboros eats its own tail to sustain its life in an eternal cycle of renewal.

wow

i have one of these as a tattoo :D

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candidcaleb:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

omg, so cute. gimme this haha.

this is amazing >..<

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defender-of-fandoms:

justjustinnn:

OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.

THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.

…what?

(via lavender-ice)

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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• "May the toilet paper run out on you, and the next roll be out of reach"
• "May all your eggs be undercooked and may all your bacon burn."
• "May you run out of your drink just when your thirst touches you worst"
• "May there be Legos wherever your bare feet step."
• "May you gain enough weight to need new pants"
• "May you oversleep on the day of your performance review."
• "May you spill your drink just before you go out with a new relationship, that you might look like you peed yourself"
• "May you always have an itch that you just can't scratch."
• "May your food cause you to run to the bathroom, and not make it in time"
• "May you spill bleach on your favorite shirt."
• "May your tires go flat (including the spare)"
• "May your best friend forget your birthday."
• "May your MOTHER forget your birthday"
• "May you run out of gas three miles from the nearest station while it's pouring down rain."
• "May a sharp pebble find it's way into your shoe."
• "May a dog urinate on your belongings."
• "May food become constantly stuck in your teeth."
• "May you never be able to get the bartender's attention."
• "May you bite down on a seed in every fruit you eat."
• "May you always be a dollar short when the bills are due."
• "May you never have enough change for the parking meter"
• "And may the meter readers be attentive."
• "May your tires find every pothole."
• "May the next person you piss off be a witch."
• "May your libido fail you on the night of your wedding."